What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?
09.06.2025 06:51

Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?
{RING} {RING}
Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??
No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.
I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.
Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.
Do flat Earthers really exist? Why do they believe the Earth is flat?
ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?
Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?
I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.
Why is there so much evil in the world?
HELLO
Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?
I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.
Which country has the best and strictest legal system in the world?
Yes sir it is.
Sure no problem officer.
After a few moments he returns.
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Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.
Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.